If I had a boyfriend, and not just men I had sex with, I would take them to go see the great and sexy Michael Cera in this movie. It doesn't really matter, I'm gonna totally go to the screening with my best friend Braylon. It's like the only bonus to him being a projectionist. Also the free movies. Then we can sit by each other, as he mocks me and squeezes my thigh really hard, then I cream myself. One, because, I'm watching Michael Cera. Two, Because, my best friend is touching me. He touches me a lot, he just doesn't know it makes me feel naughty. So wrong, but, so right. Why doesn't he love me? I need pudding right now, chocolate pudding. Kozy brand, like a tub of it. Fucking A!! Praise Jesus!!
Michael Cera needs to find me and hump me!!
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