Room Service

I work in Room Service at a five star hotel in New York City. I've worked there for six years and counting. And at this point there's no end in site. I used to work in an escort service booking girls for "time and companionship" on an hourly basis. My job is pretty similar. Only instead of women, I send food to hotel rooms. Sometimes I actually miss working in an escort service. I didn't have to deal with any union bullshit. Not to mention, we got to watch cable tv while we worked. That's always a bonus.

Now I just hustle burgers and apple pie, instead of blonds and hair pie. Everyday I pray that I get fired. Yet I do nothing to get fired for. There's gotta be something else out there.