Being that this is my first blog ever on this mighty spot we call blog, I thought I would just do a little about me survey....these things are delightful.
1. How long have you been breathing?
27 years a breathing
2. Are you Single?
Am I single? So single it's comical. Unless you count toys. Then I have many companions.
3. Have you cried today at all?
I'm crying right now.
4. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
PBR
5. Do you want to be in a relationship?
Do I want to lose half my friendships and my personality? yes, yes and yes!!
(Let's not forget the gay ass baby voice...yes, sign me up for one of those)
6. Do you actually believe in perfection?
I believe people have greatness, I don't believe in perfection, because that means you've reached the peak of something. I feel like I want to always better myself, you can't better perfection.
7. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
I would rather it be sunny...although, I do enjoy a nice bowl of tomato soup and a hot grilled cheese sandwich on rye when it's rainy.
8. Have you been to New York City?
Been there?...I live there Man!!
9. Who do you think about before you go to bed?
I don't want to get into it right now, because he thinks of me as like a "sister"...which is delightful!!
I of coarse am talking about our lord and savior. I'm a woman now God!! (not really talking about God, but the person really does only think of me as like his sister...I want to shove his head in my hoohoo and be like "I a girl!!"
10. Take any medication?
Pez
11. Last time you did laundry?
Everyday..I do it for a living. I work in a Laundromat.
12. Check your myspace everyday?
It's where all my friends hang out, it's like Cheers on there.
13. Do you fight with your parents all the time?
Well, that's because I'm worthless and have no goals.
14. Just went out with a girl/guy only because you felt bad?
That would be every boy/girl I've ever dated. I like those though, they'll preheat the oven. Lower expectations are the best!!
15. Last voicemail you received?
From the Best Friend telling me about some girl that just tried to get him to play the "rape game"...classy! He's bringing her home for Christmas, we're all really excited.
16.Last people you slept in a bed with?
My last "In Case of Emergency Break Glass" we'll call him "God Hates Me" because, every time we would have sex, he would role over and sigh "I'm going to hell..."
Mormons...
17. Where did you sleep last night?
Your Moms bed.
18. Do you want kids?
Yes, like four kids!! really two. But, I love kids.
19. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
no
20. Where is your phone?
it's on vibrate...so??? call me.
21. How many close friends do you have?
2 or 3 million
22. What is your Brothers name?
only child.
23. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes, My best friend, but....nevermind? Yes.
24. Favorite restaurant?
Dumont
25. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
The reason being what? Because, I feel a bit tortured here.
26. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
I never grew wisdom teeth, it says a lot about me.
27. When is your next road trip?
No car, so...I'm not sure? We've never had A road trip. let alone a follow up.
28. What are you listening to?
Sam Amidon, He's a folk singer from here.
29. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donation?
I worked at a school for mentally challenged kids when I was 10 years old, but, then they found out I was 10, and I got fired.
30. Who is the 5th person you got a missed call from on your cell phone?
Mom
31. Would rain actually stop you from going somewhere or ruin your plans?
Almost stopped me from going to the Nico Muhly show tonight...thank god I went...So Awesome!!
32. Do you get nervous with public speaking?
Yes and no... it depends on the vibe of the crowd.
33. Ever been in a wedding?
No
34. Myspace or Facebook?
Redvines
35. Who sits next to you in work or school?
ming ming...she love you long time"
36.What type of guy/girl do you usually fall for?
What type do I fall for or go after? Because, those are two very different questions. Because, I fall for the guy who's fun and silly that I can say anything too, and just be myself around. The guy who I can lay in bed with and just read a book and not say anything too. The guy who loves to dance, and act like a total asshole. Who I can sit in a diner with and talk to about everything or nothing at all, and he makes me laugh so hard I almost piss myself. That's the guy I fall for. The guy I feel safe enough to sleep next too and actually sleep. That's the guy I fall for. The guy I go for? It could be anyone...I make it no point to try and get to know them as people, I keep them at arms length. I mean...they're nice enough, funny enough, smart enough, good looking enough for both of us to be a little bit above indifferent to each other to want to bone for a little bit.
37. Last time you saw your parents?
Yesterday actually
38. What woke you up this morning?
My Roommate/Female best friend
39. If you took a drug test would you pass it?
Yep
40. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I'm sure it will be a delightful day at the wash.
41. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Does my Mom count? does it count if we made out?
42. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Habib, the cab driver
43. What was your first thought this morning?
I thought about how Bobby Fischer, has died at the age of 64, was a talented chess grandmaster once hailed as an American hero for breaking a Soviet dominance of the game that had lasted nearly 30 years. Then I made pancakes with peanut butter on them and maple syrup...happy times!!
44. Do long distance relationships work?
I don't know? I can't make close distance ones work.
45. Who is your number one on myspace?
My Mom, because she's my hottest friend.
46. Who do you wish you were with right now?
My Best Friend
47. Would you rather talk on the phone or chat in IM?
chat
48. Do you listen to music everyday?
It's like going to church.
49. What was the last thing you ate?
Turkey Sandwich
50. Are you a fast typer?
I'm no Mavis Beacon
51. What are you doing tonight?
After I finish this overnight here, I'm going home to sleep.
52. Is anything bothering you?
I would be bothered, if nothing was bothering me.
53. Do you miss someone?
Yes, but he's coming home soon for good.
54. What do you want to do right now?
Finish work, and bend Michael Cera over a stove. I love you!!
55. Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah
56. Are you in a bad mood?
this is me in a good mood.
57. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
I've been going back and forth between this and customers. Bring your own fabric softener assholes!!
58. When were you the saddest in your life?
Never really, I play sad. It's funny.
59. Have you ever loved someone and were too scared to tell them?
Just drop it...I'm working on killing it.
60. Are you a jealous person?
No.
61. What are you allergic to?
assholes and puppies
62. Whose car were you in last?
cab
63. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
2-3 hours
64. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
When I was little, I thought that the boogie man couldn't get you if you slept on the floor.
65. What are some things that are needed in a relationship?
Fun, Honest, but not too honest, good sex, great talks, they should bring out the best in you. Inspire you.
66. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
I wish..wait, was that out loud...I mean no.
67. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yes
68. Have you told someone else that secret?
Yes...you
69. How many siblings do you have?
No, I think my parents were too afraid to have more kids after me I was such a shit.
70. Who is in the house with you?
not home right now.
71. What are you thinking about right now?
That I need to get back to work.
72. What was the last song you listened to?
The World Spins Madly on...the Weepies
73. Last text message in your outbox?
you suck
74. What are you doing right now?
Putting on Arrested development.
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