Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Michael Why don't you love me?

There are many things in life that are hard to deal with, but one of those things is not being able to be with the one you love. That great funny man, the man of your dreams. The one that makes you smile every time you look at him. I wake up in the morning and he's the first person I see, and he's the last person I see before I go to bed. I love him so much sometimes it hurts, and I can't tell him. I can't. That man is the sexy Michael Cera. I just want to bend that Man over a stove. I would fark the taste out of that Man's mouth I tell ya. I love him. The best comic timing ever. I loved him when it was so not right to love him. I loved him when he was 16 years old and on Arrested Development. I felt wrong, I really did. But you can't fight how you feel in life. I know that if we could just hang out, and have a little talky talk. We'd get along, and then I would make out with him. I'd totally make him grab my boob or even both of them. It would be the most mind blowing experience of my life. I want that man to touch me...all of me. SOOOO HOT!!!

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